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“I’m so so so sorry I spilled ink from my quill pen on your new Grecian-inspired, hand-woven placemats.”
“Please accept my deepest regrets for spilling Spanish wine on your owl-patterned pants. Ugh, I think I got a little bit on your gauzy ochre half-sweater, too.”
“I’m so embarrassed that I chipped your bubble-glass rooster decanter by toasting too hard to living like Simone de Beauvoir this summer.”
“Oh no! Your bifocal-shaped bookends just smashed on the floor when I was reaching for your gelato cookbook! It’s all my fault!”
“Oh my god, did my antique bicycle tear your linen halter top? Ahh! Sorry!”
This is the greatest thing ever.
What she said.
What she said.
This is the greatest thing ever.