March 2012
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Mar 31st
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“Wouldn’t it get annoying to date someone who is PERFECT? I can just see it now —...”
– The Most Important Debate of Our Time: Team Peeta or Team Gale? As someone who hasn’t read the books yet (I know, I KNOW) but saw the movie last night (and loved it but would describe it as “emotionally draining” — I seriously felt exhausted when leaving the theater), I have...
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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“Running AFTER things is good — Frisbees, soccer balls, women — but...”
– anon
Mar 28th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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The Best Son
Mom: Can you help me with something on the computer? I get to download three free songs a week from the library's website, but I can't figure out how to get them to go into my iTunes.
Me: Jeez Mom, I'll just give you three dollars a week and you can buy the songs.
Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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“With John Ritter as you’ve never seen him before.”
– A Law & Order SVU promo, just now. Huh. 
Mar 19th
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priorities
Dad: So maybe I will get a smartphone. So we can look things up on the Internet when we’re out.  me: Definitely a good reason to get one. Dad: Also, it would be good to have a phone with a camera. me: Oh, totally. Dad: You know, in case we get into a car accident. me: …oh, right.
Mar 18th
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Mar 16th
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grape-ful
me: I’m hungry. But I’m trying not to eat snacks, ever. Paraag: Have some fruit! Fruit is a good snack. me: You’re right — fruit is an exception to my “no snack” rule. But… I don’t really want fruit right now. Paraag: Have some wine! me: GENIUS. That’ll work. 
Mar 16th
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6 Sexy Liam Neeson Movies To Watch In Honor Of St.... →
I found out today that Lauren hates Love Actually. In related news, Lauren no longer has a job and there’s an opening at HowAboutWe. 
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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“My love for you is like π, endless and irrational.”
– pickup lines for Pi Day (via howaboutwe)
Mar 14th
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OH at SXSW
“What’s that app you’re using?” “Oh, it’s something no one uses anymore. It’s called Hashable.” 
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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A Grievance Against the “[So-and-So] is typing”... →
[…] then comes the dreaded, dreaded: “[Your Crush] has entered text.” ……what?! What did they enter? Why would they type it and not send it? Did they forget to click “Enter?” You’ve done that sometimes! Maybe they’ve walked away from the computer by now, thinking that they sent it, but when in reality they didn’t. Maybe you should text them? No! No, of course not. Maybe they’re...
Mar 6th
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Mar 4th
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weddin'
jasonmulgrew: Some wedding party planning items involving my family that I thought were worth sharing: […] - HOSPITALITY (Part 1): My mom has also taken the lead on the organizing the gift bags for those staying at the hotel. One of the things I mentioned that I wanted to include were Tastykakes, which is a local Philly bakery like Hostess. You can buy Tastykakes individually, and they...
Mar 3rd
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HowAboutWe: 13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines for Your... →
I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
Mar 3rd
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