May 2011
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I Totally Meant to Do That by Jane Borden →
nancymartira:
“The city isn’t evil; it’s simply in its nature to destroy. It can’t help itself. Kind of like the god of the Old Testament. Except New York is craftier, enjoys the chase. It will sneak up behind you, giggling, and stuff dynamite in your backpack. And if you happen to spin around too soon, it will hide its weapon, look the other way, and whistle. It’s a coy killer, a lethal...
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The Seemingly Harmless Question You Should Stop...
YES. Yes yes yes. No need to kill the post-first-date buzz with your hasty questions.
Really, I’d prefer if my friends withheld nagging asking about how things are going until we’re at least out of the 6-8 date could-easily-drop-off-the-face-of-the-earth-with-no-explanation danger zone. If something noteworthy happens, I’ll volunteer the info, don’t you worry.
Or, as a...
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Watch SNL’s Live-Action Version of ‘The... →
“GQ’s gay?”
“Not as much anymore. They’ve got that ‘Women Men Love’ Thing.”
“That’s Esquire!”
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