My friend Josh has the Governor’s Suite reserved at The Driskill in downtown Austin from 3/10-3/16 and needs to get someone to take it by tomorrow in order not to forfeit his own (more reasonably priced) room at the same hotel. $845/night (I know, I know) for a king bed, queen pullout, room for rollaway beds, big-ass balcony. Perfect for you and your entourage?
Meanwhile, me & KJ, we’ll be (way) up the road at America’s Best Value Inn. </livingthedream>
This guy just proposed a date at the bar next to our office. Obviously, you HAVE to ask him out.
This is hilarious. Imma send it to my exes Dylan, Jason & the 3 Brians to congratulate all of us (myself included!) on having not-slutty names.
me: You know that guy “___________” on our site?
me: I see him on my home page almost every day proposing new dates…and he’s been on the site for so long…I just want to ask him, is he so active because it’s not working that well, or because it’s working reallllllly well?
erin: [glances at his profile] He’s tall. He’s definitely getting laid.
Today in adorable emails:
Hi [redacted nickname],
Did your doctor advise you to take aspirin or something to bring your fever down? I remember when you were 3 yrs. old that I gave you your antibiotic but not aspirin. You spiked a really high fever and had a convulsion. If I had given you the aspirin it would have brought your fever down and you wouldn’t have had the seizure. I still beat myself up over that one.
I’m watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs on TV. Do you remember when Dad and I took you to see Snow White on Ice? You were so afraid that Dad had to take you out into the hallway. Then you told him that he could go back in to watch the show, that you would stay in the hallway until it was over. How did you go from being a scared 3 yr. old to living in NYC on your own?