If you want to give your 30 days cancellation notice at New York Sports Club, you should start trying at least 50 days in advance, especially if you’re usually there early mornings, late nights, and weekends — aka when you’re not working. Because the managers are never going to be around to process your request.
Then when you finally get on the phone with a manager and she says “I’m not saying you’re lying, but I was around all day Saturday, sooooo” you won’t have to feel all stabby.
Blink, here I come. (In a month, that is.)