January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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HowAboutWe on The Today Show! →
Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Man: “Do you wanna get married?” Woman: ”Married?” [inner monologue] ”There were so many things I was gonna do first. I was gonna hike the Appalachian Trail! And I still have to learn to play the drums. And I *still* need to finish my short film.” [back to him] ”OK. But we have a lot to get done first.” ….oh, right. Because marriage renders...
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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“So you have these ‘Internet trolls,’ which are kind of like live...”
– an Internet Expert quoted on The Debrief
Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Re-watching The Hills is my new hobby
theresmyblog: Stephanie Pratt: You’re making me cry right now. Spencer Pratt: No. You’re making yourself cry, because of what you did. Best. We should hang out more.
Jan 6th
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On her New Year’s resolution: Mindy Kaling: …So I’m going to try not to eat after 4.  Conan: That’s a long time! What time do you go to bed? Mindy Kaling: Yeah, I’m gonna have to go to bed at like 6:30.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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“The hardest part of being pregnant was making sure I didn’t turn to the...”
– Vanna White: What I’ve Learned
Jan 4th
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“It’s really not political. It’s more random crime than anything. You...”
– George Clooney: What I’ve Learned
Jan 4th
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“My dad used to say, “You know you’re a success when you look at your...”
– Joe Biden: What I’ve Learned
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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“…and musical guest, Everlast.”
– Conan, just now
Jan 4th
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Gosling-Segel 2016!
Bowery Hotel, 11:43 p.m., 12/31/11 “OhmyGOD it’s Jason Segel!” “Where?” “He just walked by us and left. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. [pause] You know, I think Segel is the new Gosling.” “Really? That’s a big statement to make.” “Yeah, no, you’re right — that was my prediction in November, but it didn’t quite pan...
Jan 3rd
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Oh hey, I wrote a recap of THE BACHELOR for... →
meredithbklyn: please? Goal in 2012: Get all of my awesome writer friends writing awesome stuff for me. Clearly I’m making excellent progress on said goal already. (Want to pitch something? Email me: michelle at howaboutwe dot com.)
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Total number of women I've seen shopping in soho...
two, so far.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“As for the name Blowfish, Ms. Haysom wanted something people would remember and...”
– Ready to Address the Hangover!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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the Christmas Night To-Do List of an Only Child
-CHECK OUT GOOGLE PLUS -SCHEMER -QUORA
Dec 26th
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“Well, THAT made me want to get out there and bust a move…but I’m a...”
–  -Mario Lopez, after the cheerleaders’ performance at the Disney Christmas Day Parade …because by “bust a move” you mean “get freaky with the high schoolers”? Awkward.
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